they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
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