I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
The power of my boobs compel you
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Randomize
