sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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