I'm drive I can fine osifer
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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