Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
Randomize
