Sponge bath it is.
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
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