no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
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