he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
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