Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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