so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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