So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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