im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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