Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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