I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
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