okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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