So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
her vagine was all disorganized.
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
worst night to have a conscience
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
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