you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
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