Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
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