I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
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