Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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