saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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