i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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