I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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