The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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