Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
