if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
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