he thought i was a dude.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
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