He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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