Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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