I'm really into asian looking animals
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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