JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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