Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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