But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Randomize
