dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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