And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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