I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
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