I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
Randomize
