I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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