What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Randomize
