Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
So squirting runs in the family.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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