It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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