I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
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