Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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