Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
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