I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Of course I have a pirate flag
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
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