Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
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