btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
All I want is dick and wine.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
Randomize
