i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
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