How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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