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Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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