I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I am available for nakedness
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
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